THE GOLDEN GATE ENQUIRE 

BY  FLEA CAEN DANGERFIELD


 THANK'S FOR YOUR RESPONSE! I found your open letter very funny and the harsh word's that you said pretty much describe's what you are. I did put my name on the letter. Well how rude of me, I didn't put my whole name. Here it is again FLEA CAEN DANGERFIELD! There that settles the name issue. I am not a coward and I do have guts, more than you'll ever know. I happen to be very intelligent as well. Don't let the bad grammer fool you. The problem with you is that you have a tendency to JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER, ACCUSE BEFORE PROVEN GUILTY, JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS AND ESPECIALLY FLY OFF THE HANDLE! You treat people like crap. The only people that you do favor are the one's that suck up to you. These type of people are a bunch of wimps who can never make decisions on their own. They go around life hanging on other's shirt tails. This is what makes you feel so powerful. In the movie BATMAN, you are exactly like the Penguin(wheh!wheh!wheh!) very mean and cold hearted. Whom ever gave you this nickname sure hit the target dead center. My first letter was an introduction to the way you Penguin and Darthy conduct business, in an unprofessional way by means of FALSE PRACTICES, ILLEGAL PROCEDURES, FAVORITISM, & UNEQUAL OPPORTUNITY for other employees to move up into office or supervisor's positions. The people who do or will get these jobs are hand picked by you personally, Penguin. Just like how you formed the REAM TEAM. I remember how you were looking for the right guys who would fit the kind of COLD HEARTED persons you needed so badly. Is it not funny how you have this gift to turn people into these heartless and very mean puppets? You tell them of how they will at some time ve bosses at the company and how their salaries will double with time and other sweet promises. What you don't tell them is how they will lose the respect and friendship with many of the people who they know and worked with for many years. What you will answer to this is that they are all jealous and not to pay any attention and they are not real friends. So they take the bait and when they start hurting and doing all other evil things to the employees their sense of feelings go out the window. Then they start acting like they can do and say what they want to anybody, as if they own the Co.. One guy felt he had so much power that he's well known as a short tempered HOT HEAD. He loves to yell at employees as if we are his dogs. Well just like you Penguin, in fact this guy is one of your personally trained puppets. And to the guy who dared to challenge the FLEA by saying "who ever wrote the letter knew better then to FUCK with us because we'll get his ass real quick." HA!HA!HA! You know you're just like the Penguin, never know when to just keep that trap shut. Since you felt that I, MR. FLEA, didn't put you on the letter you are one BIG JUGHEAD. What part of BIG KISS ASSES didn't you understand? Oh!, now I see you don't consider yourself a BIG KISS ASS. I'll tell you what, look in a mirror or anything that gives off a reflection and ask yourself, "I MARIO PUCCENELLI AM NOT A BIG KISS ASS," and without lying or laughing at yourself. I guarantee that the minute you see yourself you'll see a big round brown stain around your face. Since you offered yourself to me I'll give you a very big FLEA BITE. Like the Toyota commercial "You want it? You got it!" or Burger King's "Have it your way." And here it is just for you. I remember your first days of training, you would be following the Penguin all over the CO. like a puppy dog. Then the Penguin put you and John R. through school which the CO. paid for, of course. You had a very difficult time learning the fundamentals. And for this you needed more schooling and cost more money. After sometime, you were able to get by in the training. Since you were ready to start the last part of the program that you were being trained for. The Penguin had a meeting and gave us this so called opportunity to go to school and be trained for positions in the Co.. But, the catch was that if we didn't pass we would have to pay for the training. You knew very well that apart from the employees who don't speak English well and the rest who have been out of school for quite some time that we were not going to be able to pass. This is a prime example of FAVORITISM, only the one's that KISS UP TO YOU! Mario and John completed their training. Soon after they had their own office and their heads got so inflated, they looked like beach balls. Exactly like it happened to MR. MIAGI. Look at Mr. Miagi now, he's director of nothing anymore because of his personal attitude and for doing the Penguin's dirty work. Hey! Mr. Miagi, "Up your nose with a rubber hose!" And get a life you wimp. I remember working with you Mario, I always thought of you as a cool dude and right on, but you let the FORCE into your life and it changed you into an asshole. I have names for you and John, now and for ever more you two will be known as the "CRASH DUMMIES", Mario you are "CRUMPY" and John you are "BUMPY". I remember some time ago I had a real bad day; heavy problems at home and a real bad day on the route. I had a problem on the route that day and it was you that I had to deal with. I was putting the keys away and you were there, you pointed at me and said come here and you took me to your interrogating room and you balled me out like as if I was your dog who took a crap on your pink slippers. I tried to explain the situation to you but you acted like you owned the CO. and you do whatever YOU want. I'm not the only one you've done this to, this is just how you conduct your CRUMPY self. You walk around the CO. like you are so powerful. You remind me of the Power Rangers, the Pink one, because you are a BIG PUSS! By the way, funny how the tables turn sometimes, we all know how you were DEMOTED for using your power on a customer. See this is why you are CRUMPY, things you do come CRUMBLING on you. That customer showed you who had the power. That nasty temper you have can't be fixed, it's your nature. Penguin must have balled you out pretty good. Taste of your own medicine. Wheh!Wheh!Wheh!(penguin sounds) All you kiss asses forget that in a crowd you wimps stand alone. Dinky I haven't forgotten you. You also were sent to be trained but, you can't read or write. The CO. is paying for your school it's going to take quite a lot of time for you to learn and not to mention the big dollars it's going to cost, but it's O.K. DARTHY will personally see that you get trained. By the way all this money for schools for these KISS ASSES is coming out of our pockets. Penguin you have some nerve! Where are your guts? You are one hell of a LIAR! Out of nineteen letters that were sent to the CO. sixteen were intercepted by the FORCE and three made it in. I knew that as long as even one FLEA letter got past the FORCE that it would spread out like wild fire. Boy did it spread out and everybody got a copy even the entire FORCE. It could'nt have happened at a better time everybody has been under a lot of stress and pressure from all the B.S. that goes on in the CO. once the letter circulated people were well informed of how things work at the CO. some already knew. The big bonus was that Mr. Miagi was there dispatching for Baldo. It was like a dream come true, we all gave Mr. Miagi jabs for an entire week, I also gave him a few jabs. Boy was he pissed and to top it off you Penguin were there too. In fact you went so low as to ask some of us, "Are you the FLEA"? You even asked Eric if he was the FLEA, he told you FUCK you I got hot tip I go HORSI take me to bart station. Then you even asked ol Felix if he was the FLEA and he told you to go FUCK your self you never give me any thing and you always kick me out of the CO. Kwasimotto is one lazy dude. Some time ago my back went out and I was put on light duty and I had to work with Kwasi we had hundred's of toters to put together all day Kwasi was at Eric's or the shop. kwasi just spends his day's B.S. with anybody who he comes across. But he's doing the best he can be right Penguin. Then we all got your response letter it was great. For once in your life you admitted to something, that you liked being called a Penguin. You shot yourself twice in the same foot with you letter. Everybody was doin' the Penguin it was like when the Macarena took effect. I was in the bathroom reading it and I laughed so hard thinking of how pissed you were. It's not a good feeling to get FUCKED, is it Penguin.

  

THE FLEA STRIKE'S BACK

Penguin I'm going to look into your so called record and Robi's. I will prove that you two are cowards, no guts, low lifes and very crooked. We all know of the way you do things around here, you have fired workers just because you have a grudge on them so you wait till they make afew mistake's and you clamp on them and as you always say NO EXEPTION'S and you fire them on the spot, the medical insurance get's cut off, they cant go or take their family to the DR. And you say that this is CO. procedure while the investigation is on. What a JOKE PENGUIN AND DARTHY. Rumor has it that you have fired a few worker's over some accidents, and because they were not one of your KISS ASS BOY'S you two LOW LIFES fired them. Well, Well, Well what have we here, A FLEA report. Who was the guy who COST the CO. FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR'S. MARIO JR. he was making a u-turn in reverse slammed into an electrical pole, and that caused a domino effect to other things' people in the two block radius ran out of their apartment's scared out of their wits' from the loud noise of falling pole's and the electrical explosions. It was one huge mess. Traffic was stopped for a few hours. People were left out with no electricity for many hours, firemen, policemen, PG&E crew's had their hands full for the entire day. To make matter's worse he JR. left the scene as nothing ever happened the police found him a few blocks away and the officer asked him aren't you aware of what you just have done. JR. replied I think I hit a pole or some thing. The officer asked JR. why did you leave. JR. said I had to finish the route. I FLEA wished I could be there just to look at the officer's expression on his face from hearing this stupid excuse. JR. is two spark plugs short of a tune up. He reminds me of FOREST GUMP & DOPEY of Snow white. I remember when he was an extra man with us. This guy is not cut out to be a GARBAGE MAN. I was watching how he was tying up a sack. He looked like an OCTOPUS, he was getting all mixed up, it looked as if he was in a rodeo tying up a little calf. By the time he was done he had both of his hand's tied up. What a DIP STICK. All day long he was just getting in the way I felt like pounding him. This guy has the nerve to go around snitching off people. Let me explain in a FLEA way what happened when he hit the pole. Dopey Gump knew very well what he had done. He saw everything in his side mirrors, he was scared shit less and we know that when any time something go's wrong the Dopey Gumption hears voices that say, RUN FOREST RUN, so he took off and if it weren't for the police that stopped him he would have driven the truck into the bay and swam home. AS DOPEY GUMP say's, Driving a Garbage truck is like being a baseball player you never Know what you are going to hit. Another time he was working with DINKY. And Dinky told the DOPEY GUMP to get the customer and wait for him. Dinky went to do something else and when he came back the GUMPTION was gone. Poor ol Dinky you must have had an egg. Dinky called Mr. Miagi to tell him that Dopey Gump disappeared and could not be found. Mr. Miagi called on TOMMY T. to go out there and see if he could find the gumption. After searching the Tenderloin Dopey Gump was found up on Polk St. A few mile's from where he was to wait for Dinky, and he still had a full toter can with him. Penguin and Darthy are not going to do anything to the Dopey Gump because he is valuable to them. See this kid go's around spying on people and he report's everything to the FORCE. The problem with the FORCE is that you LOW LIFE'S try to put a blanket over a WOLF and tell us that there is a SHEEP under the blanket, but your blanket never reaches the floor and we can see the WOLF'S feet, since you can do what you want you get away with it. At least you think you get away. Another time a new worker came to work drunk and Mr. Miagi called you DARTHY you came and since the worker was one of your friends friend you gave him a ride home and told him how he was a bad boy. Think about this, what would happen if you were to cost the CO. FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR'S or come to work DRUNK. How would you fare with Penguin & DARTHY, They would have your BALL'S on a sling. Penguin & DARTHY you ought to smell the shit that you try to shove on us. I remember the meeting we had at the CO. and DOPEY GUMP was on the Penguin like a leach, he was whispering in is ear must have been snitching on one of us. He was rubbing on the Penguin's BALL'S so much that they probably look like Q-BALL'S by now. I will bet that if PENGUIN, DARTHY, Mario Sr.,Mario Jr. were in the same room and Mario Sr. would ask Jr. to sit on the floor Jr., would look at his dad like a dog would if you asked the dog who is president of the U.S.A. Now all Darthy would do is look down to the floor and Penguin would point his wing to the floor the Gumption would hit the floor like a sack of potatoes falling of the table. Penguin you mentioned at the meeting that the contract that we are offered is GOOD. You LIAR, You OKAYED a fourteen percent increase to all managements salaries and the BIG BONUS that they get at the end of the year, also the dinner paties that you give to yourself's. All we get is fifty cents one year and less the following years. NO DINNER PARTIES for us. You are full of SHIT PENGUIN! We all have to stick together and think about this more carefully, for those fo you who believe what the Penguin say's is good and you trust him go ahead and vote yes to the contract. Later when you finally realize that it wasn't a good deal it will be too late. We are the one's who are breaking our tails out there and we don't ever get appreciated at all. But guys like Dinky & Binky, and of course the DOPEY GUMP they get they're good boy pats. BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE! Penguin thank god you are not an ARMY recruiter, I could just see it now, KWASIMOTO and GUMPTION on the same tank with a crate of hand grenades, GUMPY would be the driver and he'll tell KWASI to pull all the pins off the grenades so that they wouldn't have to later when they need them. The tank would some how head back towards you. Dinky & Binky I know that you two DARTHY heroes are looking forward to the GAY FREEDOM DAY parade. I've got a few song's for your can roll: DO the TOOTIE ROLL, THE DIP, LOAD IT UP, THE HUCHI CUCHI, THE GET ON IT. Your outfit's will be made of a burlap vest and ass hugging shorts and straw hats with pink bandanas.

FLEA CAEN DANGERFIELD THE FLEA ON YOUR BACK!             (make copies and pass out)


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